It's Almost Time To Bury The Sheets

Bury the sheets

Ladies and gentlemen, fans of Its Real To Us/Way2Real, and Sub Par Dirtsheet Writers Reading This:

The time is almost upon us. The moons have been in my favor. Your obsessively pathetic writings and DROOLINGS upon the GREAT SPORT of PRO WRESTLING are OVER (over)!

You filthy swines writing dirt sheets with very sub par skills and REPETITIVE themes and NONSENSICAL STORIES have been in my BULLSEYE for quite some time.

With that said, PLEASE, put your nonsense away. It's almost time for all JAH-BRONIS POLLUTING the GREAT SPORT OF PRO WRESTLING to be metaphorically buried. You may get better, now, in advance.

You have been warned, sub-par writers and glory seekers.

Sincerely,
The Gatekeeper of Pro Wrestling Past Present and Future