Showing posts with label Impact Wrestling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Impact Wrestling. Show all posts

Saturday, August 11, 2018

Lucha Underground star challenges Bullet Club


Lucha Underground machine and Impact star Brian Cage is tired of hearing about the Bullet Club and has challenged the entire group to a match at Chris Jericho's cruise this October. "I'm sick and tired of the Bullet Club," Cage exclaimed. "Everywhere you go, it's all ya hear 'Bullet Club, Bullet Club, Bullet Club,' they're in Hot Topic, you got the Pop figures! Yeah, they're phenomenal athletes, but guess what? They're not Brian Cage. ... It's funny, you got all these Impact / Ring of Honor challenges going down and nobody's challenging me. I mean, hell, I wouldn't want to challenge me either. So let me throw it out. Bullet Club. This goes out to all of you, 'The Swolverine,' Mr. GMSI himself is laying out the challenge and on that cruise you're going to find out the answer to the question, 'Who better than Brian Cage?' Well, that's nobody and I don't need any partners, I'll take you all on by myself."

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Itchweeed Returns Tonight! #IMPACTonPOP TV!

Ladies and gentlemen, Brother Neros and Sister Neros: Making a PHENOMENAL return to TELEVISION tonight... Will be none other than "Itchweeed"! (That's 3 E's) If you are unfamiliar with Itchweeed, then please go to a spaghetti festival at a Star Wars convention. Really you don't know Itchweeed?

Itchweeed is the most DYNAMIC and EXCITING performer to ever appear on a televised pro wrestling show! He is also a man who has stopped many nefarious demons, foes, enemies, evil clowns, and jah-bronis. He also singlehandedly stopped that evil witch "Rosemary"! And her poisonous mist! Oh, Abyss wishes he was half of the man that this man was. Wait, Itchweed is a man right?

Impact On Pop: 8 PM Eastern / 7 PM Central on POP TV 

Itchweeed bio:


Age: Unknown
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 217 lbs.
From: The Absent Mind
Signature Move: Itchweeed In The Wind
Finishing Move: The Microphone Bomb
Known For: Being a world class television host and entertainment specialist
Previous Occupation: A redneck trucker

Special Skills: Stopping Ghouls and Demons
Favorite Wrestlers: Jeff Hardy
Favorite Actor: Matt Hardy
Mortal Enemy: Dixie Carter

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