Thursday, October 27, 2016

Itchweeed Returns Tonight! #IMPACTonPOP TV!

Ladies and gentlemen, Brother Neros and Sister Neros: Making a PHENOMENAL return to TELEVISION tonight... Will be none other than "Itchweeed"! (That's 3 E's) If you are unfamiliar with Itchweeed, then please go to a spaghetti festival at a Star Wars convention. Really you don't know Itchweeed?

Itchweeed is the most DYNAMIC and EXCITING performer to ever appear on a televised pro wrestling show! He is also a man who has stopped many nefarious demons, foes, enemies, evil clowns, and jah-bronis. He also singlehandedly stopped that evil witch "Rosemary"! And her poisonous mist! Oh, Abyss wishes he was half of the man that this man was. Wait, Itchweed is a man right?

Impact On Pop: 8 PM Eastern / 7 PM Central on POP TV 

Itchweeed bio:


Age: Unknown
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 217 lbs.
From: The Absent Mind
Signature Move: Itchweeed In The Wind
Finishing Move: The Microphone Bomb
Known For: Being a world class television host and entertainment specialist
Previous Occupation: A redneck trucker

Special Skills: Stopping Ghouls and Demons
Favorite Wrestlers: Jeff Hardy
Favorite Actor: Matt Hardy
Mortal Enemy: Dixie Carter

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