Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Plastic Jesus (In the cul de sac)




 “This is the safest neighborhood in America”

White fence

Fresh paint

Same prayer

Same complaint

Plastic smile

Pinned tight to your face

Holy water

In a ketchup-stained vase

Flag flaps

Over manicured grass

Dead eyes

In Bible study class

You bless that gun

By the cookie jar

You bless that fear

Like a lucky scar

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (hallelujah)

Hiding teeth behind the welcome mat

You say “love thy neighbor” then you lock the latch

Blood on your hands

But the shirt says “relax”

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (sing along)

Turn it up

Drown out the panic attack

You kneel on nails for a photograph

Fake salvation

In a cul-de-sac

DrivewayBleeds minivans and shame

Mom pops pills

With a glass of “He reigns”

Kid sings grace

With a cartoon grin

Says “God loves me”

While you choke it all in

Lawn sign

Says “Family first”

But the dog knows better

And the walls know worse

You spray that doubt

With a floral scent

Then tithe your guilt

To the management

Pre-Chorus]

whispered

Fast]

“Bow your head

Close your eyes

Bless this debt

Bless these lies”

cut-up preacher sample] “Do you believe… believe… believe…”

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (hallelujah)

Hiding teeth behind the welcome mat

You say “love thy neighbor” then you lock the latch

Blood on your hands

But the shirt says “relax”

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (sing it, sing it)

Turn it up

Drown out the panic attack

You kneel on nails for a photograph

Fake salvation

In a cul-de-sac

Bridge]

calliope synth

Lurching]

Patty-cake Patty-cake

Pray for the freak

Bury your doubt

Where the HOA can’t see

Eenie-meenie

Ministry

Pick a sinner

Make him bleed for free

high-pitched screams]

“Bless this house!

Bless this street!

Bless the rot

Underneath!”

children chant

Mocking]

“One for the Father

Two for the Son

Three for the profit

Four for the gun."

children chant

Mocking]

“One for the Father

Two for the Son

Three for the profit

Four for the gun."

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (hallelujah)

Sunday mask and a baseball bat

You quote your book while you swing and smack

Shame on the kids

Keep the siding intact

Plastic Jesus on the cul-de-sac (amen)

Grin so wide it begins to crack

If there’s a hell

Bet it looks like that

Dead-end heaven

In a cul-de-sac

Outro]

[whispered

Right in ear]this lawn

Bless this fear

Bless this god

That keeps you here

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Plastic Jesus (In the cul de sac)

  “This is the safest neighborhood in America” White fence Fresh paint Same prayer Same complaint Plastic smile Pinned tight to your face Ho...